Why are woman wearing perfumes that smell like flowers to attract men? Men don't like flowers. I wear a scent called "new-car interior".
Rita Rudner
Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, "You're only interested in one thing," and you can't remember what it is.
Milton Berle
About a month ago, I got a cactus. And a week later, it died. I got really depressed because it was like, Damn, I am less nurturing than a desert.
Demetri Martin
Woman don't want to hear what you think. woman want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice.
Bill Cosby
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