۱۳۸۶ فروردین ۱۹, یکشنبه

Funny Lines

Don’t trust guys anymore. Why? It's obvious just read following lines. I am sure after that you will change your mind. If you still trust them. (But it’s not a general rule. Anyway, I couldn’t find one of them trustable available or taken yet. If you found! And, if you don’t mind! Just let me know :P .)

  • I hope you know CPR, `cause you take my breath away.
  • You look like my next girlfriend.
  • I lost my phone number, can I have yours?
  • Oh! Sorry, I thought that was a Braille nametag.
  • Do you believe in love at first sight? If not I’ll walk by again.
  • Hi, I can make more money than you can spend.
  • Hi, my name is chance. Do I have one?
  • Can I borrow your library card, `cause I want to check you out.

(Sorry! for some reasons I can’t write all of them)

Source: "Family Guy"